DOG
‘You didn’t bury the dog deep enough.’
‘What?’
‘How deep did you bury it?’
‘What do you mean, Dad?’
‘How deep did you bury it?’
‘Six inches deep. Just like you asked.’
‘Six inches? I said feet. Six feet deep. Why would you think six inches would even...’
‘I’m sorry, Dad. Honest mistake.’
‘Well, I’m afraid it’s too late for sorry. I already mowed the lawn.’
‘And?’
‘And you didn’t bury her deep enough.’
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